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Good Parenting: Exhibit 1 (overheard at work today)

  • 6-year old:

    Mommy, why is that man dressed like a lady?

  • Mother:

    That is a lady. She was just born with the wrong body.

  • 6-year old:

    How did that happen?

  • Mother:

    Nobody really knows. But she's working to fix it, and that's what's important.

  • 6-year old:

    Okay! *runs up to obviously self-conscious woman*

  • 6-year old:

    Hey! Miss!

  • Lady:

    ...yes?

  • 6-year old:

    You look really pretty in your skirt!

  • Lady:

    Thank you!

  • *Kid skips back to her mom, and literally everyone in the vicinity smiles*

  • I'd just like to point out that it wasn't hard to explain this to a child at all...... Next excuse please?

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The story behind this is we a played Halloween hide an seek in the dark. My brother took so long to be found that people were texting him asking him where he was. All he replied with was “spoop” and “14 inches flaccid”

When we found him he was blogging on tumblr. He got the prize of course.

Guys don’t encourage my brother it only makes him stronger

GUYS SERIOUSLY IF HE SEES THIS HE’LL COME TO MY HOUSE AND GIVE ME A JACKASS GRIN I SWE AA R

WHO TOLD HIM
WHO TOLD HIM

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL

i only get stronger the more everyone sees this

(Source: beanmug)

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